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Hug Your Wives for Prosperity?
Doesn’t sound right now, does it? Unless you have more than one. Why does it take a Taiwanese feng shui master to come up with an obvious yet cockamamy statement like that? That man must need to hug his wife for a valid reason? What’s the point of marriage again? To have childrens who grow up to be egocentric like them?
“The more one hugs their wife, the more preposterous prosperous one will get.” Errr, what about bonking? A pot of gold awaits at the end of the rainbow? Heaven? Hahahahaha! Apparently for it to work, wives have to cooperate. So much for sex then. Hahahaha!
Here are some of that Taiwanese feng shui “master” tips to enhance your homes.
Tiger/Rabbit: Place anything that has to…..zzzzzz
Snake/Horse: Red coloured decorative items to be put at the south of the house.
Monkey/Rooster: Golden or yellow colour items to be placed…..zzzz
Rat/Pig: Place water decorative items such……zzzz
Dog/Goat/Ox/Dragon: The so-called four heavenly kings….zzzz
Now go hug your mistresses wife you fool, and be preposterous prosperous!
wtf……this is really odd la..
tihtahpah Tell me about it. TheSTAR is officially now a tabloid!
Eh, why you want to turn a good tip into something laughable lah. Not that I seriously believe this tip but I thought it was a good reminder. I just hope some husbands won’t go overboard and turn an action of affection into something annoying.
Jewelle Because I don’t believe that it’s a “tip”, when it’s more common sense. And for a newspaper to print this, it indirectly indicates that the media believes Malaysian husbands lack practical judgment, to be reminded to hug their wives. Not all of them of course.
Well…hugging your wife for prosperity ain’t a bad philosophy. I bet if you hug your partner enough, the boinking will follow because you know for women is the emotional validations that provokes physical enlightenment.
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(How’s that for euphemisms for ya??
Plus, prosperity can have many meanings.
The other stuff however, I dunno…it sounds too odd. But everything in life comes alive from belief so if someone believes that putting a whole bunch of red stuff at the end of the room will provide some sort of positive happenstance then…to each its own.
Rudy Of course hugging ain’t bad, but to be advised by a “fengshui master” to do it? What is wrong with the world today? Hugging should be effortless and without any justification. That’s the point that I’m trying to drive. As for the home enhancement tips, it’s all hokum if you ask me, but I’m sure that some would disagree.
Like that also can.
Now I would be very interested to see what our Malaysian ‘Feng Shui’ masters have to say about this.
“Hug your wife for more prosperity…”
Shit, if that we’re true, I’d be a f**king millionaire many times over.
Besides $$$ in the bank, I do feel like it anyway (if you’re reading, I love you dear…).
So I suppose one way or the other she’s right Dan!
Che-Cheh LOL. Tell me about it.
Keropok Well, she’s stating the OBVIOUS, but my point is, why need a justification to hug? So will married men now say, “Wow…okay, I shall hug my wife so that I’m more prosperous. Thanks Feng Shui master..”
I hear you, bro…
Then Lex must be a millionaire by now eh. Hahaha. Bonking for prosperity sounds good tho :X
Keropok I wonder which “Feng Shui master” will say, “parents should pay more attention to children so they do not turn into pest, to bring more joy and happiness to family?”
Sha Lex IS a millionaire, hence no time to blog. Haha!
this is more so if your wife looks very prosperous to begin with.
KY That one can be solved. It’s called Kilkenny. Sure to make anyone look prosperous after a few pints. Hahahaha!
I can understand that coming from a Chinese fengsui master. Asians, (Chinese in particular,) don’t hug anybody (wives in particular) as naturally and as often as westerners do. Hence, the funny sounding advice, to a western cultured individual.
LC_Teh Thank you. I’ve been waiting for someone to blame in on culture.
Hugging has got nothing to do about culture – it’s between man and wife. But, naturally, Asians are just too timid I suppose, with the negative mindset that we’re inferior to the Westerners. Hence the kowtows to Ang Mohs in Malaysia. 
What’s going with all these talk about what the feng shui master said & the star posting it? Forget about that… The picture is FUNNY!! RDTH!!
I had a dream last night. My dreams always come true. In my dream any blogger who see Galliventer must hug him tight to be prosperous hahahahahaha.