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Things Not to Say to a Naked Woman (PG18)
Cool, I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon.
How many storage boxes can you fit in there?
You must be very experienced.
Why do you wear a bra when you’ve already got a belt.
So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
Is that an optical illusion?
Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.
You know they have surgery to fix that.
I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so.
You’re not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.
You’re not that fat.
I see why everyone said, with you, it’s better with the lights out.
“hey is that.. is that where i put my thing in?”
“You’re not fat”
hahahahhahahah
“i thought u were fairer, shucks.”
“you know, i actually prefer bigger breasts”
“do you exercise at all????”
“i have an appointment later, let’s make it quick”
“wow, i’ve never seen stretch marks before, do they hurt?”
“i’m not a fan of big asses, seriously!”
“you’re one hairy babe, do u know that?”
“i once did a girl who….and then there is this other girl….yadayadayada”
Ya right, as if a man can think of things to say when a woman goes naked in front of him!
things to say
” you look GREAT(like the kellogs tiger ads)!” ha ha
*totally seconds jewelle
Seriously???!!! People SAY that? LOL
“wow!! a hairy mussel”
“i shouldn’t support “Bush” in a first place”
Aj’s last blog post..RIP To Miika Tenkula (Sentenced)
Hey Charlene babe
I second you. HAHAHA.