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Types of Girlfriend
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A lighthearted forward I got, so apologies if it offends anyone.
Ms. Nice Gal – Tickets to the football match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday
Old Yeller – You god-damned spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable??
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans
Sickly – Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite.
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious
The Bosser – Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don’t give me that look.
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied – I just can’t decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c’mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed
Wild Woman out of Control – I’ve got an idea. Lez get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It’s fun.
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed out
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs
Huffy - I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering atâ€
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends
Woman from Mars – I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud
Ms. Dreamgirl – I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you
LMAO good one man… keep it coming… what about the boyfriends? “Yes man” “I like my sports better than my woman” etc heh.
LOL
good one! yea lor! wut about boyfriends? hehhe
hahah! good one.
but i can’t find my fit in there …
lol this is funny..
hey, what plugin do you use for the “Today in History?” can email me the link?
so which kind is your type?
muz be Wild Woman out of Control ehhe
Whoo hoo let’s drive off the cliff and see what happens
I like the Woman From Mars, she sounds interesting! Ohm….
hey what if I am not in any category? does that mean I wil never be someone’s gf?
hehehe……..
*too profound a question on a blardy tuesday morning*
hey, better than being a queer rite?
Hehe…
*applaude* Good one!
…aka “The Grass Is always greener on the other side”
“..make love like a crazed Weasel”? Ha ha, I wonder what’s that like. Never seen them romancing. Can describe here ka?
lmfao!! funny one! am laughing my arse off now XD
Lex Could you draft one instead?
Lucifer
huei I’ll let you do that one.
suanie None? We’ll put you down as the “X-Factor”.
Asian_Eye_Candy Ole!
nicktay Done, have fun.
cindy I wouldn’t settle for anything less! LOL
Firehorse I’m with you!
Jewelle Ohm? You like poems?
coffeerox Errr…you can join the “X-Factor” club too!
wan yean Ain’t gonna argue there! Though “politically correct” bloggers will beg to differ. LOL
Paris Beaverbanks Was that the moonwalk?
Clare Danke, though it’s not mine.
Giddy Tiger Wait, it isn’t? LOL
Kay Kastum I can’t describe it here, it’s illegal in 73 countries!
conan_cat Don’t fall and hurt yourself, I don’t wanna be held responsible. LOL.
how am i suppose to drop you a line? in this blog? email? phone?
hmmmmm…….so mana satu pilihan hati??? ;P
apparently I am the bosser! KEEP doing whatever you’re doing right now….OTHERWISE….you’ll know what it feels like to have candle wax dripped on your….(most sensitive part of your body)
hee hee hee….couldn’t resist! sorry….
miccobayb I’ve sent you an e-mail.
BB Easy – “Wild Woman out of Control”.
marsha Candle wax, isn’t that “Wild Woman out of Control”? LOL
xD jajaja
that`s funny…So comic…
but,sometimes we couldn´t live without them… :S
i don´t know if that is good or bad…
hi! im mrS dreamgal
but i drove off cliff,read poetry aloud,snort laughing at japanese anime! UGH wat am i?!!!
tincho sambora Sometimes? We can never live without them. LOL.
belle Errr…*TUMBLEWEEDS ROLL BY*