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World’s Worst Pickup Lines
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1. You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
2. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
4. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
5. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
6. I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
8. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you baby.
9. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
10. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
11. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
12. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
13. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
14. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
15. What’s your sign?
16. Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
17. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
18. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
19. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you’re the Bomb!
20. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
#3: If she replies, “…but U and I are together!”, you’ll know that she’s a geek.
#11: Wouldn’t that invite a slap on the face? Hahahaha.
OMG! Lame!! LOL!! Whoever says #9 to me will definitely be ass-whooped!!
I’ve had some guys said to me using several of the above (ya so lame oh them!), but the most memorable one was the #10, where I straightaway slap him after that and left. LOL..
actually i like #13. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
“Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”
money would do just fine, thanks
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. – Voices in my head told me to go away from you
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.- If i can rearrange the alphabet i’ll get rid of U
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you. – I’m the most unfortunate one around here…
What’s your sign? – No Entry
hehehehhe
Well, men will say anything to get a woman attention…I think Daniel add the list until it reached 100 pick-up line…so men be careful with your words or your will get five back (SLAP!)..
Even if Brad Pitt say the worst of the world’s worse pick up lines also I’ll say “YES!”…
Besides some of these are quite funny and I (if I were open for “pick up”!) might respond if the man knows that it’s supposed to be funny, you know what I mean..
Re # 10: I’ll take money over any guy who uses that pickup line on me. Sheesh.
But then again, pickup lines such as these are really quite funny it’ll keep me & my girls sniggering at the guy for the whole night and next.
Alaamak.. I better diam diam then..if not kena slap by most ladies here.
Hmm….. Dan, we have to think some other way to do this. Enough is enough. No more slapping from the girls. Kekeke.
oh how bout this one…
Chinese guy goes up to girl: “Hi, do you have some Chinese in you? No? Would you like some?” *gives sleazy look*
(of course, beats the whole purpose if the Chinese guy goes up to a Chinese girl right? Dodo).
how bout the most overused and cliche one.. “hey i think ive seen you before”
Another common one: This is the first time i approach a stranger like you..