Coping with Baldness



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Well, first things first, don’t do a Samy Vellu or Donald Trump and put roadkill on your head, hoping for people to be fooled by believing it’s your hair when it looks like an elephant poo.

The most easiest way to cope with baldness, is to ACCEPT it. It’s as simple as that, forget about paying exorbitant sums of moolah to all those hair treatment companies like Svenson’s, who take you on a ride. You may be able to delay the balding process by months, not by years. Don’t fall for the trick. If you still insist, pay me all the money, and I’ll find you a nice racoon in the jungle that you can use.

Don’t fret, look around you. Hollywood has accepted that being bald is sexy, look at the many celebrities who are bald. You might look like a hippo’s arse, but your baldness can detract women from looking at your face. :-)

With hair, you probably look like a chum, a pussy, look at your friends with hair. They look like flimsy Thai boys waiting to get one up their arses. If you’re bald, you look a little tougher, and people would think twice of picking a fight with you, unless you look like that Marshmallow man in Ghostbusters, than you’re not worth saving.

Another key is confidence, don’t belittle yourself. You’re a stud muffin, and women would either believe you, or you must have a really big dick because there’s no way you could be THAT confident going bald. Win win! :-P

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