11 Ways to Improve Your Body Language



Did you know that, apparently, most of your communication is relayed through the tone of your voice and your body language?

Hands
Use them. Don’t go touching your face or trying to dig your nose, but use them to emphasize your words. It works. Be a little more animated.

Pace
Don’t go bananas like Speedy Gonzales! Relaxed movement helps you feel less stressed and gain confidence.

Smile
Show positivity, even at times when you find your balls tied to a bedpost, with a boulder about to fall on the bed! Let your positivity shines through. Worry about your balls later.

Face
Don’t touch your face, because it’ll make you look nervous, like you’re on drugs or Tongkat Ali.

Shoulders
Loosen them, make yourself feel relaxed, drop your shoulders. For clarity, when I mean drop I do not mean throw yourself on the ground like you’re having convulsions, unless you’re really having one.

Cross
Don’t cross your arms, your legs and your eyeballs. People would think that you’re being very defensive, negative, or simply mental.

Acknowledge
Nod in acknowledgement – it has to come natural. Don’t nod at every single sentence, people might fool you for a chicken, and then might throw you in some hot soup to remove your feathers.

Eye Contact
Do not become a starer, and look deep into their eyes like you want to tear them to shreds. Comfortable eye contact. If you can’t, then wear sunglasses.

Slouch
I used to have a colleague who slouches a lot in the office, so much so he ends up blending with the chair. Don’t be too relaxed, or you will not be taken seriously, and someone might call the hospital and have you tranquilized.

Lean
This is a perfect way to show interest in a topic. But don’t lean too much until your head touches the other person’s chin, or boobs for that matter. Leaning the other way round shows that you’re an arrogant twit, like all Liverpoo supporters.

Mirror
This is a golden goose. Mirror the other person’s body language, as it builds up your rapport with that person, on a subsconscious level. Of course, don’t mirror exactly, else the person might shove a hockey stick up your butt.

People observe body languages to a major extent. So much so that a company now thinks about women and their white meat.


Curvey, ain’t it?

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