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11 Ways to Improve Your Body Language
Did you know that, apparently, most of your communication is relayed through the tone of your voice and your body language?
Hands
Use them. Don’t go touching your face or trying to dig your nose, but use them to emphasize your words. It works. Be a little more animated.
Pace
Don’t go bananas like Speedy Gonzales! Relaxed movement helps you feel less stressed and gain confidence.
Smile
Show positivity, even at times when you find your balls tied to a bedpost, with a boulder about to fall on the bed! Let your positivity shines through. Worry about your balls later.
Face
Don’t touch your face, because it’ll make you look nervous, like you’re on drugs or Tongkat Ali.
Shoulders
Loosen them, make yourself feel relaxed, drop your shoulders. For clarity, when I mean drop I do not mean throw yourself on the ground like you’re having convulsions, unless you’re really having one.
Cross
Don’t cross your arms, your legs and your eyeballs. People would think that you’re being very defensive, negative, or simply mental.
Acknowledge
Nod in acknowledgement – it has to come natural. Don’t nod at every single sentence, people might fool you for a chicken, and then might throw you in some hot soup to remove your feathers.
Eye Contact
Do not become a starer, and look deep into their eyes like you want to tear them to shreds. Comfortable eye contact. If you can’t, then wear sunglasses.
Slouch
I used to have a colleague who slouches a lot in the office, so much so he ends up blending with the chair. Don’t be too relaxed, or you will not be taken seriously, and someone might call the hospital and have you tranquilized.
Lean
This is a perfect way to show interest in a topic. But don’t lean too much until your head touches the other person’s chin, or boobs for that matter. Leaning the other way round shows that you’re an arrogant twit, like all Liverpoo supporters.
Mirror
This is a golden goose. Mirror the other person’s body language, as it builds up your rapport with that person, on a subsconscious level. Of course, don’t mirror exactly, else the person might shove a hockey stick up your butt.
People observe body languages to a major extent. So much so that a company now thinks about women and their white meat.







LOL. the table. such a creative idea.
i wonder when will there be such curve on chairs. i mean *cough* for men.
lolz..the table’s a good one! and by the way, we Liverppol supporters are not arrogant twits..at least not all of us
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hmmm…i would add legs. there’s something in a stance or in the way a person sits with open or crossed legs that would indicate interest or lack of in a conversation.
What if the woman had bigger ones? They should have invented it to be expandable … hehehe …
Urmmm, Sriyany, I agree with you about Liverpool supporters, it’s the Chelsea ones that are even bigger arrogant twits … LOL!
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Wow, I sure learn alot by reading this post. Nice article. Thanks alot!
Genova – LOL. Can bring it up, though I think some Asian men don’t need the curve. LOL.
sriyany – Really? I still haven’t met a decent Liverpoo supporter. All have been assholes, really arrogant assholes. Obama won! Woohoo!
cheska – Touche, similar to the arms?
Nick Phillips – Bigger ones probably will be forced to sit on the floor, closer to the earth’s gravity! LOL!
Horizon – No problemo!
About the body language, yeah I agree.
About the table, good idea really. I always end up with mine ON the table instead, miaahahaha!
Ok, NOW you can stop imagining!
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I’m a sloucher *cries
lol. the last pic is so….distracting. i have forgotten what i have read in all the text above the pic. lol
The table looks very comfortable
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wow, good article.
(by the way i added ur linked- allow me ok?)
thanks
Faiez – Too much info!
massy – There there, have you recovered from the tranquilizer?
xin – I believe tits-tracting would be the right word.
Lorna – LOL. Yeah, I wonder if there’s a QA job vacancy for that table production.
sheela – No prob. Fire away!