American Idol – A Shocking Disappointment!



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With Kris Allen taking the title (what a disgrace!), much to the shock of the REAL world, you have to question the intelligence of the American people. American Idol is a singing competition and clearly the results proved otherwise. The yankee doodahs must’ve been confused with America’s Got Talent.

Adam Lambert is the most original American Idol contestant of all time. He is arguably better than Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Chris Daugthry combined! Heck, even Danny Gokey, Allison Iraheta, Anoop Desai, Matt Giraud are miles better than Kris Allen. WTF! What an anti-climax!

Kris Allen will now release an album that will vanish into obscurity. What did the teenie boppers of America saw in Kris Allen? Well, his gimpy style of music of course!  Throw him in a hat with Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Gavin DeGraw and Mat Kearney, and you’ll just have another singer.

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Kara “Anchovy” vs Bikini Girl 2.0 with boob job & fake tan

It was good that Adam Lambert did not win it, else he would’ve been compelled to sing Kara Dioguardi’s piteous song, “No Boundaries”. It is so lame that the only person that would’ve done justice to its lameness is David Archuleta. That song neither suited Adam nor Kris but at least Adam sang in the right key.

Kris Allen has just one good song for the season, “Heartless” by Kanye West, but if you listen to the studio version, it’s so cheesy that it makes you wanna barf. Compare that to Adam – “Born to Be Wild“, “If I Can’t Have You“, “Mad World“, “The Tracks of My Tears“, “Cryin‘”, “One“, “Whole Lotta Love“, “Play That Funky Music“, “Feeling Good“, “Slow Ride“.

However, Americans being arrogantly shallow as they are, have zero knack in music appreciation. And for you Malaysians who supported Kris all the way, you can never appreciate greatness even if it bites you in the ass.

American Idol needs an overhaul. Kris may have won the battle, but Lambert’s gonna win the war. You can’t ignore the class of Lambert, but you can ignore crass of Kris.

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