Malaysia’s Disneyland & A History of Violence

Malaysia’s Disneyland
I read the STAR news today that the Malaysian Government (is that an oxymoron?) is in talks with Japan and USA about tacking together a DISNEYLAND in Nusajaya, Johor of all places! Johor is Malaysia’s infamous law-breaking city, so WTF? I chuckled when I observed another article in the same paper reporting about Nusajaya and a crime that occurred last night. Haha! At this rate, there will be monolithic security measures at the entrance, to restrain Johoreans from blowing up Minnie Mouse or worse, blowing Mickey Mouse. LOL! The government of Malaysia should give away complimentary one-way tickets for Johoreans to go to Singapore, as they will feel right at home among the kiasus. Utter bananas! I’d say relocate Disneyland to Malacca! 

It would seemingly cost RM2bil for the project, create 20,000 new jobs and turn 50 Malaysians into overnight millionaires. Typical. Singaporeans will be super-jealous if this project is implemented, because the Land of Kiasuville almost got its own Disneyland but the plan flopped, just like Newater, the crappy drink. Thank GOD!

But running a theme park in our humid weather is problematical, particularly when visitants have to do a great deal of walking and waiting in a spread-eagling theme park. The present Disney locations are in California, Florida, Paris, Hong Kong and soon, Shanghai.

A History of Violence

I watched A History of Violence last night and I just wanna say what the bonk is wrong with people today? It concluded too abruptly, feeble plot line and they address this as art? Oh wait, you were also the ones to accredit faeces as an artform too, so there you go. Just tell me where you live and I’ll come over and poop on your face. Ed Harris’ proclaimed cameo was washy and the film disappointed. Better off watching Aliens vs Predators. At least there’s a really funny scene where the human and the predator work hand-in-hand. Go water your pots or kick your neighbour’s cat instead. Rating: 2/10