Petrol Whore – Are You One? (PG18)

Are you one of the blockheaded Malaysians who queue up at petrol kiosk the day before the announcement of a petrol price hike just to salvage RM10? Are you that screwed up? You only bitch about petrol price this, petrol price that, but have you look at the other areas where you splurge as if you crap gold all the time? 

World price is going up so stop being a whore that you are and instead of bitching, go tie your children up to the nearest lampost and spank yourselves silly for not culturing them to have common decency and common sense.

I’m sure you took your grandpa, grandma, aunty, uncle, dog, pet fish, and your stupid pink panther toy to the petrol kiosk, just to pump a full tank, and then grin thinking that you made a very good saving today. Congratulations, you saved RM10.5 (35 litre) (old price of RM56.7/new price of RM67.2). Your kids stupid roller-shoes cost more than that! Since when you became so kiasu? Malaysia boleh spirit? Malaysia boleh kiasu like Singaporeans?

My advice, get that foul-smelling thumb out of your arse (you probably one of those who don’t wash but prefer to wipe) and suck on it, as I think you need to consume crap to get your brains functioning.

P/S: Fort Minor’s Concert is tonight!!