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Police Reports Megasale Carnival!
In view of the recent economical meltdown that is on the brink of pushing the Malaysian ringgit weaker than the US dollar (which is already weakening on its own), that shows the spirit of Malaysia boleh. If you notice, every day, for the last 2 months at least, there is a number of police reports being lodged, by all factions of the government and politicians.
The reason is, there is a megasale carnival going on at Bukit Aman. Buy one police report get free another police report. Lodge 10 police reports and you get 100 bonus link points. Thank God I’m a bonus link member. I am entitled to this offer, in addition to my Shell petrol points! Woohoo!
It’s time to bring out the cash and cards – YES, the grand Police Report Mega Sale Carnival is here again! The carnival brings endless glorious days of police reports galore. From one coast to another and from the biggest political parties to useless scallywags, the nation will be awash with fantastic bargains, promotions and discounts for police reports.
Hmm, what police report shall I lodge? For starters, I’m planning to make a police reports on all police reports made by all political parties. I doubt the police would do anything, as they themselves might lodge a police report to abolish the police report.
Mockery.
I’m going to lodge a police report against all those bastards who voted BN, who let the police become like this, in the last election!
I had a daft idea for a police report, and if this society was Westernised, it would actually be a form of protest against the kind of underhand tactics being used by the Government.
Everyone who has had oral or anal sex, which is in breach of Section 377 reports themselves to the authorities….
All of a sudden, they don’t know how to handle it.
Stupid laws get repealed eventually, but not in Bolehland Malayisa.
hahahaha. this is funneh, and the pic is even funnier!
Haha! very funny! What a topic – police report megasale carnival? I would prefer if the police have promotion like, lodge 1 police report, entitle to 50% reduction of 1 saman. LOL
joe – Well, I don’t believe it would’ve been any different for the opposition. Right now, though I’m against BN, I think the opposition agenda needs to be questioned, because all they talk about is toppling BN, which is nice, but that is short-sighted.
Diarmuid Curran – Unfortunately, these laws would be around, unless the next PM has a son who’s into this, he might repeal it.
xin – It was written out of anger and frustration.
foongpc – Ya man, I’m with you. The more police reports you lodge, the more bonuslink points you earn to redeem it against your summons. Cool!
Well, at last I found my way here!
Definitely a site worth linking to! Salute your updates… Chun maximum…
plus humor, i like the “I’m Sexy” thingy man! ROFLMAO
d e s – Aloha! Welcome welcome!