14 Things on What I’ve Learned & Observed About Life



Observation on Life

Observation on Life

1 – You’ll never find anyone who is able to give you a compelling reason why the hell do we need to observe daylight savings. We suffer from October to March every year, to wake up one hour late, to stay up one hour later, to watch football!

2 – Don’t say anything to a woman that remotely suggest you think she’s pregnant, until you can see the baby moving all about. Men too. Hahahaha!

3 – Gossip, the world’s most powerful fabricator. Destroys friendship and even relationship, devours everything. So be warned.

4 – We ALL believe that we’re above-average drivers, and not the ones breaking the law. But subconsciously or otherwise, we do it too.

5 – There will come a time when you should STOP expecting people to make your birthday a big deal. That should be when you’re 12. I hate birthday cakes.

6 – Blogging. Blogging for traffic. Being a traffic whore. There is a FINE LINE between hobby and mental illness. Traffic whores, please take note.

7 – People who boast about their religious views, however slanted it may be, never want you to share your opinions with them. Bloody born-again converts.

8 – One word, tha humans, will NEVER EVER achieve its full potential. It’s called MEETING. A total waste of time after 5 minutes.

9 – You should NEVER confuse your career with your life. A job is only a job. It puts food on the table. That’s it, don’t go glorifying money. Or buying status. Get a life.

10 – A person who is extremely nice to you, but then shouts at another person in the cinema to shut up, instead of doing it properly, is NOT a nice person. I ditched her.

11 – No matter what happens, there are always people who seem to have an uncanny way to take things too bloody seriously. Loads of them these days. Sensitive nuts.

12 – People who are virgins most of the time claim that they wanna preserve their virginity, aka “doing the noble thing”, when deep down inside, all they wanna do is to lose their cherry.

13 – People who claim to have solid foundations of life, just wither like vegetable when they fall in love. It only shows they didn’t have a solid foundation in the first place.

14 – When a food you are about to consume looks weird, or from a certain weird part of an unknown creature, people always claim that it’s good for your virility. WTF?

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