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LEBANESE BILLIONAIRE
And reading today’s newspaper (TheSTAR), what’s the story behind this “billionaire” from Lebanon who’s been leading a abstemious modus vivendi in Malaysia? I think his story could be true as only a dumb mongoloid would donate 1.04 billion ringgit and think it would not go noticed. So I’ll give the fella the benefit of the doubt. The drama is, he has 2 personal bodyguards in his condo and apparently 15 nepalese guards outside his condo. Oh, and he has a very lucubrated signature and a 19-year old wife. Talk about drama. To the reporters of TheSTAR, please leave this story to the yellow journalists of the Malay Mail. We have more
earthshaking issues to talk about like Kiasu wankers buying 200 copies of TheSTAR to enhance their chances of winning 199,999. See next topic.
MR. KIASU
The drongo that appeared a couple of days ago with 200 STAR newspaper was my ex-classmate of Stamford College. He was a blackball wonk back then, and by the looks of things, nothing has change! LOL! Hence, for his own good and for the good of all anti-Kiasu people, let me go on the record to anathemize that he will not win the money. Hahahaha! Why be kiasu when you can be evil? “He who is greedy is always in want.â€
BIGFOOT IN MALAYSIA?
http://english.people.com.cn/200601/09/eng20060109_233899.html
“Kuala Lumpur – Excitement is mounting in Malaysia about claims of “Bigfoots” lurking in its southern jungles, with wildlife experts on the hunt for the mythical beast and a telephone hotline set up to report sightings. He saw the creature which was hairy and brownish in colour, it was about four metres tall.”
What they forgot to mention is that the person who reported this is a 3 year old. Googoogaga!
MALAY MAIL – FUTURE OF MALAYSIAN FOOTBALL
“MUCH of FA of Malaysia (FAM)’s international hopes for 2006 lie with the Malaysian Under-20 side as they prepare for the passage to India in October. While everyone looks forward to the World Cup in Germany,
FAM will be hoping for K. Rajagopal’s boys, to create an impression at the Asian Youth Tournament in
Kolkatta.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! *ROTFL* I told you that Malay Mail is a good tabloid paper. Only buy Malay Mail
if you don’t have a life or you poop out of toilet paper!
THE BIRTH OF THE ASIAN FEAR FACTOR
“The big one for Sony Entertainment in 2006 is “Fear Factor”, a thrill game show, which is going to be Indian television’s first international production with India, Malaysia and Indonesia collaborating over the
endeavour.”
You know what we Malaysians fear the most? Other Malaysians! Hello, if we can eat Durians, we can eat anything!! Yuck! Now bring on the cockroaches and bugs!
DOGGONE CHIPS
“KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – Dog owners may have to implant identification microchips in their pets under a proposal in Malaysia’s largest city, an official said on Monday. The Kuala Lumpur City Hall is proposing the surgically implanted microchips to improve its database of pet dogs and better ensure the animals’ welfare, city administration official said.”
What a load of dog’s bollocks! Leave man’s best friend alone and go after man’s best fiend instead – cats!!
DEAD FISH SMELLS LIKE…
“KANGAR: Stench from thousands of dead fishes floating in an irrigation canal – that is what villagers staying along the one-kilometre canal in Kampung Padang Behor have to bear with over the past three days. The villagers had to pinch their noses each time they pass by the canal to go to their houses.”
What they did not mention here is that husbands have made complains to the Ministry of Environment that they’re wives do not practise proper hygiene. 
That’s all folks!
