I’m Another Year Older



Yes, I’m just 2 days away from adding another year to my age. Do you know that I dislike birthday cakes? No, it’s not because I don’t want to be reminded of how old I am, but because I don’t like to eat cakes. Not a fan of them. Now, if you present me a humongous chocolate with candles on it, I’d kiss you (with permission from my better half of course!) and then disappear with the chocolate for my own orgasmic digestion.

Maybe it’s because I see cakes differently than others. While you see “Happy Birthday” on the cake, I see this:

Gallivanter Birthday Cake

OK, I kid I kid. As my favorite band says, “I’m not old, just older”. :-)

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