My First Time

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Well, this will formally be my first attempt at blogging. I’ve been cerebrating about it, but it never materialized because of my ceaseless inclination towards euphony. I’m feeling under the weather at the moment so I thought what the heck, let’s give it a shot! *Pun intended* Just like that! Symptoms of a madman! LOL!

What a way to start Monday – with a typical holiday hangover. Well, it may appear that I have regressed the motivation to work now that I’m confronted with a mind-blowing political state of affairs.
I attempted to fast recently – just to test my lastingness. It went comfortably after a couple of days unconditioned reflexes. I think it is more easygoing if you can establish a favorable environment to abstain. Waking up at 4:30am, and englutting yourself, and then going through the day until 7pm is an gratifying experience. Also, the airconditioned surroundings or the cutbacks of energy sapping activities helps a lot. The only gripe I have is the unavailability of H20.

What set forth as a meek sore throat last Saturday has now flexed into a Cat 3 – sore throat and influenza. I have already traveled to the doc for drugs in an endeavor to bilk the malady before it seethes into a Cat 5 and annihilate the staff in my office. On second thoughts, screw em! Hahaha! Seriously though, don’t feel too good.

Had a minor accident with my car at the clinic in SS2. Some imbecile double-parked, barricading my exit. After honking incessantly, the idiot was still nowhere in sight. Subsequently, in an abrupt stuntman mode, I tried to outmaneuver my car from the carpark. In a valorous attempt to obviate from knocking the other cars, my front bumper got kowtowed by the iron grill (the ones that covers the drains, and looks like a protruding stairs). The bumper is now 40% off based on my expounded mathematical deductions. My Gen-2 has been doing time for other drivers’ foolhardiness. This is the 3rd minor accident since I bought it in April. The first, a wanker reversed into me at a parking lot, second, a dumb bimbo, in an ostensible attempt to become Rambo, tried to overtake from the fast lane to the left lane exit. Both the monkeys compensated the damages. However, this 3rd bozo, was nowhere to be seen and I had the evil urge of scraping the car with a 50 cent (not the rapper for those of you who are musically challenged) and then micturating on it as if to mark my territory. Lamentably my heart had other ideas….”what goes around..” mumbo jumbo. I’m a steadfast believer in karma.

As I type this message on an eventful and desolating Monday, I’m now in reflective mode, cogitating on my next move on how to absorb the stranglehold of this political shroud that has beleaguered the company.Until the next blabber, whenever that is….it’s Daniel signing off!