A Pig & A Dead Human Foetus Crossbreed – Hippopotamus Excretamus



Hmmm, I’m in a conundrum. Can a pig be a toyol or can a toyol be a pig? Or even maybe a crossbreed? Can a crossbreed like that be virtuous? 

It’s easy to throw the book at Elizabeth Wong by calling her immoral. Does that mean this crossbreed creature logs Z’s without airing its genitalia? Does it even have a genitalia? Of course yes! How silly – that’s its brain! 

I think this beast probably emerge itself in the river of Klang to bathe. This debacle with Elizabeth has got nothing to do with morals but personal preference! Khinzir Tuyul is not able to grasp that fact simply because IT wants what IT has lost previously – the power to continue granting license to rape our hills in Klang Valley. Oink!

Wasn’t IT “caught” a few years ago for khalwat trying to hump ITS girlfriend? Yes ladies and gentlemen – the scientific terminalogy for the reason is called HIPPOPOTAMUS EXCRETAMUS i.e. Hypocritical Bullshit.

Look at the past, from Tunku Abdul Rahman and his Brit lover to Chua Soi Lek’s Oscar winning movie, they all have sinned. Did Elizabeth commit any crime like that fella in Klang who used government land to build his bungalow? Did she siphoned money and got caught in a foreign land with a gazillion buckaroos? Did she use C4 on any mortal to recreate the KLCC fireworks celebration?

Why is this person who leaked her photos escaping punishment? Was he given a Mercedes Benz and had a road in KL named after him? 

The crossbreed oinked, “This is a moral issue and Malaysians cannot accept leaders with moral issues and so she must vacate her State Assembly seat.” In other words, “Oink oink I have a pink arse with a twirly bum, come pull my tail and watch me squeal.” 

By Malaysians he mean corrupted politicians who want to cover their pink arses by suppressing the lesser evil. Hmm, I now wonder how the term “Babi Toyol” was coined.

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