[ad] Here I go again. It’s my 12th year of abstinence. I sometimes question myself as to my motives. Yes, I scarcely go to church for mass – once a year at most, hence I’ve decided years ago to exercise this as to not chafe God off when the day of reckoning arrives....

[ad] You know, for the past 10 years, I turn into a vegetarian for 40 days each year. I only go to church once a year, hence, it’s a 2-pronged motivation – one, for detox, and two, just in case God exist. It’s so bloody tough being a vegetarian, as whenever Easter arrives,...