[ad] I’m regurgitating one of my oldest blog posts with some updates. What’s with yesteryear Indians and the need to prolong an alleged culture? I can’t speak tamil for nuts but it doesn’t mean I’m not civilized. These folks been dwelling under the coconut husk for so long that...
Expatriates’ Nonexistent Expectation on Food
posted by Gallivanter
[ad] I notice that whites, foreigners, expats are in love with the most flavourless of Malaysian food. It’s comical to see these foreigners give kudoses on food that is mediocre, which they believe it is a blessing to their tastebuds. To hear them say it’s the...
A Pig & A Dead Human Foetus Crossbreed – Hippopotamus Excretamus
posted by Gallivanter
Hmmm, I’m in a conundrum. Can a pig be a toyol or can a toyol be a pig? Or even maybe a crossbreed? Can a crossbreed like that be virtuous? It’s easy to throw the book at Elizabeth Wong by calling her immoral. Does that mean this crossbreed creature logs Z’s without airing...
Aravind Adiga – The White Tiger
posted by Gallivanter
[ad] A dazzling story that had me riveted to its pages during my 12 days of bliss away from the office. It was difficult to ignore the book. “…I should start off by kissing some God’s arse. Which God’s arse though? There are so many choices. See, the Muslims have one...
Malaysian Education Minister Under Siege for Stupidity
posted by Gallivanter
[ad] If you have read the latest news from our beloved politician, who consistently spew stupidity week in and week out, you will probably guess what my next rant is. Our educated education minister, Hishamuddin, is planning to organize a huge protest in Malaysia against what is happening in...
Coping with Baldness
posted by Gallivanter
[ad] Well, first things first, don’t do a Samy Vellu or Donald Trump and put roadkill on your head, hoping for people to be fooled by believing it’s your hair when it looks like an elephant poo. The most easiest way to cope with baldness, is to ACCEPT it. It’s as simple as...
