The Conveying of Condolences
Posted by Gallivanter in Life, Thoughts on 02. Dec, 2009 | 17 Comments
“Have patience.” “Please pray.” “Be strong.” Although your intentions are magnanimous, there is a high risk of you appearing as being a callous wise-ass.
Just because you’re close to that person, in whatever way, it doesn’t mean that you have the right to tell the sufferer what to do! That’s just hogwash, because your thoughtlessness of [...]
My “Butterfly Kisses” Dream Is On!
Posted by Gallivanter in Personal on 28. Sep, 2009 | 13 Comments
When I was 19, I always had in mind to only settle down when I’m in my 30’s. It is chiefly because that I wanted to relish my bachelorhood and the sense of freedom. I always felt (at that time) that I was never cut out to be a dad before I turned 30.
If I [...]
3 Ways to Shake Off a Bad Mood
Posted by Gallivanter in Thoughts on 12. Jan, 2009 | 20 Comments
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There’s no way of avoiding bad moods, for a plethora of raesons. Sometimes, no matter what we try to do, we just can’t shake it off, and sometimes, even makes it worse! There are a few ways of reducing the occurences of bad moods. I’ve learned this over the years, especially through my musical inclination [...]
Top 10 Rejection Lines – Men vs Women
Posted by Gallivanter in Gender on 08. Dec, 2008 | 16 Comments
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WOMEN
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated [...]
World’s Worst Pickup Lines
Posted by Gallivanter in Humor on 26. Jul, 2007 | 13 Comments
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1. You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
2. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
4. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold [...]
