I read this article on Mens Health this morning and I must say it’s very enlightening, though I know a few. I’m regurgitating this list for you guys out there. 1. Please listen to me. Not because what I’m about to say will rock your world, but because listening is a sign of...

1. If you are over thirty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a flaming homo. A cat is like a dog,...