You’re welcome England fans, hope this makes you feel a little better. The world is a better place now that England is no longer a part of the World Cup.

Hahahaha! I’m sure you English supporters are ranting about that denied goal by Frank Lampfart. But, most of you were probably swimming in your father’s balls back then, when West Germany lost in that 1966 final against England, having a goal ruled out incorrectly against the...

Firstly, I didn’t know that a name like Sarah Connor is something of a norm in Germany. She’s from Deutschland, probably real name Helga Zisswienerizgood, grew up loving the movie Terminator that she adopted that name. I have this song with me for the last couple of weeks now, and...