25 Secrets Women Wish Men Knew

25 Secrets Women Wish Men Knew

Posted by Gallivanter in Gender on 18. Dec, 2009 | 16 Comments

I read this article on Mens Health this morning and I must say it’s very enlightening, though I know a few. I’m regurgitating this list for you guys out there.
1. Please listen to me. Not because what I’m about to say will rock your world, but because listening is a sign of respect that rocks [...]

Who Should You Buy a Gift For (A Comprehensive Christmas Guide)

Who Should You Buy a Gift For (A Comprehensive Christmas Guide)

Posted by Gallivanter in Humor on 15. Dec, 2009 | 11 Comments

If you’re undecided on who should you buy a gift for, then this is the perfect guide for you. Merry Christmas!

ALERT – My Girlfriend Gets a Facelift!

ALERT – My Girlfriend Gets a Facelift!

Posted by Gallivanter in Emelda, Personal on 27. Apr, 2009 | 21 Comments

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I stumbled upon this website where you upload your photo, and then use the available tools to give yourself a facelift! You can see how you would look like if you get a nose job or various facelifts. It was really interesting!
The things you can do is forehead enhancement, eyebrow lift, mid-brow enhancement, around eyes enhancement, beside eye enhancement, tear [...]

How to Make Men Spend Longer Time in the Public Toilet Like Women

How to Make Men Spend Longer Time in the Public Toilet Like Women

Posted by Gallivanter in Gripes on 11. Feb, 2009 | 26 Comments

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Sometimes, when you accompany a female companion, be it your wife, girlfriend or friend, do you spend a lengthy time waiting outside the public loo for them? You know why? Because women, have to sit for all types of business, and men, we stand for route 1.
I think, I may have found a solution to [...]

30 Things You Need to Know About Women

30 Things You Need to Know About Women

Posted by Gallivanter in Gender on 14. Jan, 2009 | 33 Comments

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30. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.
29. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it.
28. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.
27. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going [...]

Theory of a Deadman – Hate My Life

Theory of a Deadman – Hate My Life

Posted by Gallivanter in Music Reviews on 11. Jan, 2009 | 4 Comments

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The lead singer of this band has a kickass voice! Their latest album, “Scars & Souvenirs”, released last April, yielded my favorite song from them, “Not Meant to Be”, and another favorite, “Bad Girlfriend”. 
This song encapsulates the feeling of hating one’s life. However, it tells us, that no matter how bad their own life is [...]

Coping with Baldness

Posted by Gallivanter in Men on 02. Jan, 2009 | 20 Comments

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Well, first things first, don’t do a Samy Vellu or Donald Trump and put roadkill on your head, hoping for people to be fooled by believing it’s your hair when it looks like an elephant poo.
The most easiest way to cope with baldness, is to ACCEPT it. It’s as simple as that, forget about paying [...]

Matt Dunn – Ex-Girlfriends United

Matt Dunn – Ex-Girlfriends United

Posted by Gallivanter in Reviews on 29. Dec, 2008 | 3 Comments

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I enjoyed reading this book, except the ending which is somewhat disappointing given its promise. I found it rather amusing, and I love British humor, and there were loads in the beginning portions of the book. It’s a story of a womanizer named Dan Davis not getting any love from the ladies, and then stumbles [...]

Top 10 Rejection Lines – Men vs Women

Posted by Gallivanter in Gender on 08. Dec, 2008 | 16 Comments

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WOMEN
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated [...]

Michael Franti & Spearhead – Say Hey (I Love You) – (All Rebel Rockers)

Michael Franti & Spearhead – Say Hey (I Love You) – (All Rebel Rockers)

Posted by Gallivanter in Music Reviews on 04. Oct, 2008 | 4 Comments

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This song is fucking catchy. Easily the catchiest upbeat tune of 2008. Each time this song shows up on my playlist (either in the car or at home), I can’t stop dancing to it. Even my girlfriend was not spared, I grabbed her and pretended that our living room was some reggae shack on some [...]