Men’s Comebacks to Women’s Comebacks
Posted by Gallivanter in Amusement, Gender on 03. Feb, 2009 | 13 Comments
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Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man: “Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.”
Man: “So, what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man: “That explains the moustache then!”
Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilised.”
Man: [...]
What Women Want (The Only WWW That Matters)
Posted by Gallivanter in Humor on 23. Mar, 2006 | 5 Comments
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WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS FOR IN A MAN
1 – Eyebrows : She probably doesn’t expect you to have finely shaped eyebrows like hers, but a unibrow certainly isn’t so hot either.
2- Nails : The state of your hands tells her a lot about your general cleanliness and hygiene, so don’t let your grubby fingernails give [...]
