[ad] Here I go again. It’s my 12th year of abstinence. I sometimes question myself as to my motives. Yes, I scarcely go to church for mass – once a year at most, hence I’ve decided years ago to exercise this as to not chafe God off when the day of reckoning arrives....

[ad] Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” Woman: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” Man: “Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.” Man: “So, what do you do for a living?” Woman: “I’m a...