Yes, this is the only explanation I can think of. Haha! Money buys everything, despite what some people try to say to comfort their own inability to garner as much moolah. The only thing money can’t buy is life or a permanent hair implant for Samy Vellu, an idiot who overstayed by 15...

[ad] Well, first things first, don’t do a Samy Vellu or Donald Trump and put roadkill on your head, hoping for people to be fooled by believing it’s your hair when it looks like an elephant poo. The most easiest way to cope with baldness, is to ACCEPT it. It’s as simple as...