1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
(e) [...]
I’m not sure whether this is officially Rihanna’s next album, titled “Hotness”. If it is, then I must say I’m not wowed by it. Well, I wasn’t wowed by her previous effort either. “Umbrella” is definitely one of the most annoying songs in recent times, right up there with “Macarena” and any Nirvana songs. Her [...]
